1 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:51,793 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 2 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:54,421 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 3 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:56,506 Look, look. Oh, God. 4 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,261 Dad, listen, could you just... Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay? 5 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:01,929 - Embarrass you? - Not today. 6 00:01:02,012 --> 00:01:04,014 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed 7 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,767 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent. 8 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,729 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass! 9 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:11,313 It's the only way to get your mind off her. 10 00:01:11,397 --> 00:01:14,066 - Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. - Yes, huh? 11 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,319 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on. 12 00:01:16,819 --> 00:01:18,446 Wait, wait, wait. 13 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,115 - I'll show you how it's done. - Oh, no. No, no, no. 14 00:01:21,199 --> 00:01:23,034 Watch this. Just watch and learn. - Just please drive. 15 00:01:23,201 --> 00:01:26,204 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi. 16 00:01:26,329 --> 00:01:28,623 - This is my son, Erik. - Hi. 17 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:32,628 And he's moving in today, 18 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:37,049 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested 19 00:01:37,174 --> 00:01:38,842 in showing him a good time? 20 00:01:39,343 --> 00:01:40,802 No, thanks. 21 00:01:41,428 --> 00:01:43,096 Oh! 22 00:01:43,221 --> 00:01:44,473 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:44,556 --> 00:01:47,643 - He's a stallion, just like his old man! - No, Dad, come on! 24 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:49,770 Well, I tried, Erik. 25 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,647 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer. 26 00:01:56,235 --> 00:01:57,278 - Son, son? - Yeah. 27 00:01:57,403 --> 00:01:58,654 I want to show you something. 28 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:02,283 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. 29 00:02:03,868 --> 00:02:04,994 Are you serious? 30 00:02:05,118 --> 00:02:07,497 - Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! - It is! 31 00:02:07,621 --> 00:02:10,959 Yeah. It's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man. 32 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,379 Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there? 33 00:02:14,504 --> 00:02:15,421 Uh... 34 00:02:15,589 --> 00:02:19,925 We didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week. 35 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,261 Trial... 36 00:02:21,886 --> 00:02:24,806 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone. 37 00:02:24,973 --> 00:02:27,683 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there. 38 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:28,894 Is that my mom's name? 39 00:02:28,978 --> 00:02:31,688 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that. 40 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:34,525 Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here! 41 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,069 - I'm sorry. - Cooze, grab a box. 42 00:02:38,069 --> 00:02:39,613 - Did you have sex with his mom? - Yeah. 43 00:02:39,779 --> 00:02:40,865 How was it? 44 00:02:50,415 --> 00:02:52,877 Wow! This place is amazing. 45 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:54,962 Hi. 46 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:57,965 God, there are girls everywhere. 47 00:02:59,634 --> 00:03:00,886 This is my room. 48 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:03,179 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together. 49 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:05,473 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall. 50 00:03:05,598 --> 00:03:07,349 Besides, I got a single. 51 00:03:07,474 --> 00:03:09,226 - Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. - All right. 52 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:11,104 I'll be right back. 53 00:03:11,854 --> 00:03:15,191 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you. 54 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:23,950 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to. 55 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:29,164 Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom? 56 00:03:29,247 --> 00:03:32,293 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this. 57 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:34,878 Cool, coed, yeah. 58 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:36,963 Don't worry. I won't peek. 59 00:03:37,298 --> 00:03:40,217 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either. 60 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:43,179 I'm Ashley, what's your name? - I'm Erik. 61 00:03:44,471 --> 00:03:47,766 Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. - It's nice to meet you, too. 62 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:53,230 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there. 63 00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:57,526 - Yeah. Just give me a minute here, okay? - Thanks. 64 00:04:11,999 --> 00:04:13,375 Erik? 65 00:04:16,338 --> 00:04:17,547 Erik? 66 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,632 Alittle help here? 67 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:30,685 Ride the white whale, baby! 68 00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:32,020 Ride the white whale. 69 00:04:32,145 --> 00:04:34,314 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry. 70 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:35,358 I'm sorry, the doorwas... 71 00:04:35,523 --> 00:04:36,942 - Hey, you must be Erik. - I am. 72 00:04:37,025 --> 00:04:38,192 - I'm Bobby. - Hi. 73 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:39,653 Hey. - Hey, hey. 74 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,614 - Come on in, man. - No, no, no. It's... 75 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,658 - You guys are busy. I can come back later. - Okay, listen. This is your place, too, 76 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,202 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy. 77 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,829 No, she's not. 78 00:04:48,912 --> 00:04:52,375 - Sit down. You want a beer? - No. 79 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,335 - You sure? - Yeah. 80 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,463 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst. 81 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,550 - No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. All right. 82 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,637 - Where're you from? - East Great Falls. 83 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:05,304 East Great Falls. 84 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:10,309 Slow down, sassy pants. 85 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,811 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation. 86 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,063 Yeah. 87 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:19,278 - College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! - Yeah. 88 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,820 Put it up. 89 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,948 Oh, high... High-five. 90 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,661 You wanna jump in on this? 91 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:29,079 - Come on. Margie loves it. - No, no, no. Margie, no, no. 92 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good. 93 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:34,168 Look, it was very nice to meet you, Bobby and Margie. 94 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:36,253 Actually, I just came to change my pants here. 95 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:40,382 I spilled a drink on it earlier, so I'm just gonna let you guys... Yeah. 96 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,052 Are you role-playing again? 97 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:47,096 Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe... Baby? Are you choking? 98 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,099 - Dude, I think she's choking! - What? 99 00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:50,560 I think she's choking. You gotta do something. 100 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:51,644 - Do something. I can't do anything! 101 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,479 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey. 102 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:56,816 All right, all right, all right. I got it. Hold on. From the spot. 103 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,108 Oh, my Jesus. 104 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,569 What do you want me to do with all this... 105 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,986 Get out! 106 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,738 - Erik? No! Sorry. 107 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,407 All right, son! 108 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,119 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about. 109 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,081 - No, no, no. She was choking. That's it! 110 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:12,540 - I was helping her. - That's how Stiflers do college. 111 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,418 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy. 112 00:06:15,586 --> 00:06:17,462 Doing good. Keep it up. 113 00:06:20,215 --> 00:06:24,009 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came. 114 00:06:54,375 --> 00:07:01,048 Is this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live? 115 00:07:01,715 --> 00:07:05,219 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara. 116 00:07:05,887 --> 00:07:06,971 My name is Dwight Stifler. 117 00:07:07,139 --> 00:07:08,807 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee, 118 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:11,142 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies 119 00:07:11,309 --> 00:07:13,436 on a guided tour of the entire campus. 120 00:07:13,561 --> 00:07:16,064 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 121 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:18,357 Should we wear anything special? 122 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,032 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here. 123 00:07:25,115 --> 00:07:27,201 Look, he's holding her boob. 124 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:28,452 He is. 125 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:32,372 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year. 126 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,083 That'll be good. 127 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:37,127 That's not a cologne ad. 128 00:07:37,211 --> 00:07:40,714 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count. 129 00:07:44,302 --> 00:07:45,885 You smell pretty. 130 00:07:48,848 --> 00:07:51,516 - Sorry. - That was so uncalled for. 131 00:07:54,729 --> 00:07:57,565 - Wow. - Is this Erik Stifler's room? 132 00:07:58,483 --> 00:07:59,735 Yeah. 133 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:08,201 Welcome to college, boys. 134 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,830 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. 135 00:08:11,997 --> 00:08:14,874 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome. 136 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:17,043 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic, 137 00:08:17,168 --> 00:08:18,669 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood. 138 00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:19,754 You know what I'm saying? 139 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:21,382 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:08:21,547 --> 00:08:22,673 Oh, man. Who is this guy? 141 00:08:22,798 --> 00:08:25,385 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here. 142 00:08:31,976 --> 00:08:33,269 - You like that? - That was awesome. 143 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:36,438 You have to give a little bit back every now and then. 144 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:39,359 - Hey, hey, shower buddy! - Oh, hey. Hi. 145 00:08:39,525 --> 00:08:40,609 Shower buddy? 146 00:08:40,776 --> 00:08:43,738 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon. 147 00:08:43,863 --> 00:08:45,822 - Really? - Yeah. 148 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:47,824 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah. 149 00:08:47,909 --> 00:08:49,785 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees 150 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:52,203 to approve that one. Worth it. 151 00:08:52,288 --> 00:08:53,956 Oh, Ashley, hi. This... 152 00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:56,626 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone. 153 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:57,834 Hi, everybody. 154 00:08:57,919 --> 00:09:00,755 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia. 155 00:09:00,838 --> 00:09:02,464 Hey, y'all. 156 00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:05,968 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara. 157 00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:07,094 Oh, my. 158 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:08,721 Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you? 159 00:09:08,889 --> 00:09:12,099 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House. 160 00:09:12,224 --> 00:09:15,227 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me. 161 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:17,940 - I wanna stay but... But we promised, so... 162 00:09:18,105 --> 00:09:21,608 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit déclassé. 163 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:22,860 What? Like sleazy? 164 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:25,823 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer. 165 00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:27,533 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing. 166 00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:30,411 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of, 167 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:32,079 you know, demonstrate our school spirit 168 00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:34,747 and our, you know, dedication to this university. 169 00:09:34,832 --> 00:09:36,834 Beta House fucking rules! 170 00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:46,927 Real classy. 171 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,056 - Erik, it was really nice to see you again. - Yeah. 172 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,100 - Guys, till next time. - Yeah, see you. 173 00:09:52,265 --> 00:09:53,516 Bye, guys. Bye. 174 00:09:53,601 --> 00:09:55,437 - It's nice to meet you. - See you. 175 00:09:55,604 --> 00:09:58,521 Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House? 176 00:09:58,606 --> 00:09:59,858 Yeah, I never even heard of it. 177 00:09:59,983 --> 00:10:04,863 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare. 178 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,156 They were a social club for decades, 179 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:09,658 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around, 180 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,911 built the house, got a new charter. 181 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,621 Wait, a geek fraternity? 182 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,874 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores. 183 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:18,126 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account. 184 00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:21,755 Then they check your family tree and calculate future earnings potential. 185 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,508 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired! 186 00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:26,885 They got billionaire alumni. 187 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:27,386 They got billionaire alumni. 188 00:10:27,511 --> 00:10:28,762 Hey, it's only 100 grand. 189 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:33,642 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them. 190 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:36,729 But don't even get me started on the women. 191 00:10:37,522 --> 00:10:41,275 They attract the most beautiful women from the entire school. 192 00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:45,029 Who wants to hang out with a house full of geeks? 193 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,157 It's a new world out there. 194 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,242 These women realise that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires 195 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:51,536 right out of school. 196 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,079 They've just adjusted their nesting habits. 197 00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,294 Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right? 198 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:05,884 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin. 199 00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:09,513 Judging? 200 00:11:19,022 --> 00:11:21,942 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints. 201 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:25,487 - Are you serious? It's always like this? - All the time. 202 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:30,534 - These girls are ridiculous. - Ridiculous. Get the clipboard. 203 00:11:37,249 --> 00:11:40,753 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class. 204 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:45,090 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad. 205 00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:48,261 And this one over here's got great abs. 206 00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:51,389 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven. 207 00:11:51,556 --> 00:11:54,099 This is the best idea I've ever had! 208 00:11:56,852 --> 00:11:59,981 - No, I just... I can't handle it. - This is chicken scratch. You're a caveman. 209 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,494 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out. 210 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,459 Perfect 10! 211 00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:24,756 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 212 00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:32,055 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university. 213 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:37,102 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity. 214 00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:41,690 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning. 215 00:12:41,815 --> 00:12:44,944 We are declaring a new age at this university. 216 00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:46,278 An age in which a student's worth 217 00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:49,156 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level, 218 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:52,076 but rather, his GPA. 219 00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:57,123 We formed this fraternity to change the way geeks are thought of in this country. 220 00:12:57,874 --> 00:13:01,419 But as history has proven, 221 00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:04,422 for a new civilization to emerge, 222 00:13:04,547 --> 00:13:07,259 another must crumble. 223 00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:12,764 We must destroy the Betas. 224 00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,982 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open. 225 00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,401 Will you do it for me? 226 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:34,370 Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh? 227 00:13:34,453 --> 00:13:36,915 So what do we have to do to become Betas? 228 00:13:37,373 --> 00:13:39,668 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me. 229 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,171 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley. 230 00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:43,379 - Have you guys met Wesley? Uh-uh. 231 00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:44,881 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room. 232 00:13:45,005 --> 00:13:46,550 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me. 233 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:54,683 Don't be fooled by his appearance. 234 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:58,019 His nickname is the Blackout Menace. 235 00:13:58,144 --> 00:13:59,063 He's a perfect student, 236 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,272 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, 237 00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:04,609 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, 238 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,528 and never remembering a thing. 239 00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:18,164 Uh... 240 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,085 Excuse me. Where is this plane going to? 241 00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:22,962 Detroit. 242 00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,756 Thank God. 243 00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:31,596 All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from? 244 00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:33,013 Bangkok. 245 00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:39,729 - Whose kid is that? - Yours. You adopted him yesterday. 246 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,439 Congratulations. 247 00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:46,194 Hey, buddy. 248 00:14:48,614 --> 00:14:50,156 Are you serious? 249 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:54,119 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week. 250 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,455 Kid nearly caused an international incident. 251 00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,081 Wesley! 252 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:03,712 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies. 253 00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:05,588 - Hi. Hey. 254 00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:07,173 - Erik, right? - Yeah. 255 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:10,343 Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year? 256 00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:13,721 I was in a Mexican jail. I had to tunnel my way out. 257 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,894 But I made it back in time for finals which is what we're all about here at Beta, 258 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:19,477 education. 259 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:21,354 Right. 260 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,065 - You wanna dance? - Yeah. 261 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,943 Let's get sexy. 262 00:15:28,112 --> 00:15:29,781 Hey, you ready? 263 00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:33,491 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you. 264 00:15:52,637 --> 00:15:54,807 Get some, baby! Get some! 265 00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:13,908 Call me irresponsible 266 00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:17,287 Call me unreliable 267 00:16:18,162 --> 00:16:20,373 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 268 00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:26,046 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man. 269 00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:29,758 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week. 270 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:32,886 Oh, really? Really? That's fine. 271 00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:36,224 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies 272 00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:40,060 about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite! 273 00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:41,229 All right, all right, all right. 274 00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:44,148 One drink. 275 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,901 Yeah, just one. 276 00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:08,548 Hey. 277 00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:10,091 What the hell's with you, man? 278 00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:13,553 Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face? 279 00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,890 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool. 280 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,975 Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up! 281 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:20,019 You guys, it's just... 282 00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:22,353 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life. 283 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:25,857 You know, I did stuff I neverwould have dreamed I would've ever done, 284 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,401 and I kind of figured it would change me. 285 00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:30,445 Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right? 286 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,782 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick 287 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,034 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend. 288 00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:37,202 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school, 289 00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:39,288 - but this isn't high school. - No. 290 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,665 I guess you guys are right. 291 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:43,669 Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay? 292 00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:47,212 You get to hit the reset button on life. You get to be anybody you wanna be. 293 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:51,302 - Never thought of it like that before. - Yeah. Here, slug that. 294 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:57,765 - That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. - Hey. 295 00:17:57,849 --> 00:18:00,768 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest, 296 00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:03,063 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family, 297 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:05,148 I totally trust his taste. 298 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,945 - You want to dance, gorgeous? - I'd love to. 299 00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:13,449 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah. 300 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:27,004 Wow, you can really put that away. 301 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,465 You kidding me? This stuff is like waterto me. 302 00:18:35,929 --> 00:18:37,806 Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second! 303 00:18:37,891 --> 00:18:40,184 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch. 304 00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,812 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute. 305 00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:46,649 I don't think so, Stifler! 306 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:50,194 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits. 307 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:53,239 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on for the rest of the night. 308 00:18:53,322 --> 00:18:56,575 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute. 309 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,371 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations, 310 00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:01,665 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought, 311 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:05,002 you should be running out, just about now. 312 00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:07,836 - Bullshit. - The fucking kegs are dry! 313 00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:11,591 We're out of fucking booze! 314 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,929 I know! 315 00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:17,306 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run. 316 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,891 They could do that, 317 00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:23,353 or you can all come to the Geek House where we have enough liquor to last a week, 318 00:19:23,521 --> 00:19:26,274 along with all the champagne you can drink. 319 00:19:28,108 --> 00:19:32,030 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone. 320 00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:34,364 That is, if you even want to wear one. 321 00:19:34,532 --> 00:19:35,575 Yeah! 322 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,414 Are you fucking kidding me? 323 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,291 Oh, it's your choice, people. 324 00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:46,251 - Stay here and get puked on... - Okay, I'm out of here. 325 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,713 Or come party, VIP style. 326 00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,257 All right! Let's go! Let's go! 327 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,103 Fucking Edgar. 328 00:20:04,355 --> 00:20:07,733 Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh? 329 00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:09,442 Oh, yeah. 330 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,571 Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here barfed all over the chicks, either. 331 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,155 Yeah. 332 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,326 - Sorry about that. - You look disgusting. 333 00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:23,332 - Erik, for crying out loud, man! - I'll clean it up. 334 00:20:31,548 --> 00:20:32,924 Not again. 335 00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:38,973 Morning, sexy. 336 00:20:42,352 --> 00:20:44,270 Some party, huh? 337 00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:46,773 Hey, baby. How you doing? 338 00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:50,485 No. No, no, no. 339 00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:55,657 How you feeling there, cuz? 340 00:20:56,282 --> 00:20:58,410 A lot better. Thanks. 341 00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:01,121 No need for thanks, we're family. 342 00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,998 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement, 343 00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:05,501 take care of some official Beta business. 344 00:21:05,668 --> 00:21:08,003 - Have some of Peaches' eggs. - Okay. 345 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,047 All right. Thanks, Peaches. 346 00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:12,633 Oh, buddy. 347 00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:18,680 - I need this place. That a boy! 348 00:21:19,097 --> 00:21:21,517 Yeah. - Off the hook! Work it! 349 00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:23,393 So, guys, the hard-on champ is in? 350 00:21:23,476 --> 00:21:24,520 - Yeah! All right. 351 00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:26,104 Aye, aye. 352 00:21:29,858 --> 00:21:31,944 Yeah, I love this guy. 353 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,821 Beta? I love Beta! 354 00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:36,949 You like Beta, baby? Best rack in the house, though. 355 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,826 I fucking love Beta, baby! 356 00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:42,246 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down. 357 00:21:42,371 --> 00:21:43,706 I told you I didn't want to drink. 358 00:21:43,831 --> 00:21:46,417 Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals! 359 00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:48,251 All in favour of Bobby Coolidge? 360 00:21:48,419 --> 00:21:49,546 - Everyone. - Aye, aye. 361 00:21:49,671 --> 00:21:50,922 - Aye, aye. - Aye, aye. 362 00:21:53,299 --> 00:21:55,302 All right, all right. 363 00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:58,096 Oh, man! Jesus! 364 00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:00,389 Holy crap! Wow! 365 00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:03,016 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room. 366 00:22:03,101 --> 00:22:05,519 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy. 367 00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,189 Yeah! 368 00:22:10,191 --> 00:22:11,986 Oh, no! 369 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:15,948 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy. 370 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:20,744 No offence, brother, okay? But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man. 371 00:22:20,828 --> 00:22:23,956 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid, 372 00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:26,876 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man. 373 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:28,668 All right, all right, all right. 374 00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:31,589 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl 375 00:22:31,672 --> 00:22:34,592 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room would lop off your left nut to bang. 376 00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:36,260 - Am I right? Two nuts. 377 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:37,927 All right, does that mean he's not Beta material? 378 00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:39,598 - Yes! Yeah! 379 00:22:39,722 --> 00:22:44,144 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer. 380 00:22:44,311 --> 00:22:46,062 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester. 381 00:22:46,229 --> 00:22:48,690 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid. 382 00:22:48,732 --> 00:22:50,608 So you can all fuck off. 383 00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,153 - Aye. - Aye, aye! 384 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,447 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches. 385 00:23:03,163 --> 00:23:05,165 - Hey, you. - Hi. 386 00:23:05,248 --> 00:23:08,335 - We have to stop meeting like this. - Yeah. 387 00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:14,633 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just had a really rough night. 388 00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:20,389 You know, I think Denise has a crush on yourfriend, Cooze. 389 00:23:20,472 --> 00:23:22,141 She thinks he's sweet. 390 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:25,186 - Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? - Yeah. 391 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,359 - Wait, actually... - Erik, I... 392 00:23:32,485 --> 00:23:35,697 - I was thinking... - Look, I'm just thinking... 393 00:23:35,822 --> 00:23:38,825 - Do you wanna go out with me once? - Yeah. 394 00:23:39,158 --> 00:23:42,328 - Really? - Yeah. That would be really nice. 395 00:23:42,495 --> 00:23:45,832 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way. 396 00:24:01,264 --> 00:24:02,808 What's going on? 397 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:04,684 This sucks. 398 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:08,022 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker. 399 00:24:09,272 --> 00:24:12,192 - Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm. This sucks. 400 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:20,451 - Wait a second. Where are we? - I don't see any sandwiches here. 401 00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:23,453 Hey, guys. You wanna see something? 402 00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:28,667 Yes. - That is... 403 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:46,811 Gentlemen, 404 00:24:47,437 --> 00:24:50,690 today is the first day of the rest of your lives. 405 00:24:50,773 --> 00:24:55,904 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House. 406 00:24:55,987 --> 00:24:57,614 Beta, baby! 407 00:25:00,743 --> 00:25:06,124 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing a little bit differently than we do. 408 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:10,503 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing 409 00:25:10,585 --> 00:25:12,046 designed to break you down. 410 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,922 But here at Beta, 411 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:19,470 I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, have devised an elaborate scientific plan 412 00:25:19,553 --> 00:25:22,640 to build teamwork and brotherhood. 413 00:25:24,518 --> 00:25:27,395 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board. 414 00:25:31,024 --> 00:25:33,108 On this pledge board are 50 tasks 415 00:25:33,276 --> 00:25:36,362 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end 416 00:25:36,446 --> 00:25:38,239 if you want to become Betas. 417 00:25:38,322 --> 00:25:40,409 To start things off, 418 00:25:40,534 --> 00:25:44,371 I say we begin with my personal favourite, number 37. 419 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,549 Okay, so here's the low-down. 420 00:25:55,632 --> 00:26:01,681 One of you has got to get your ass signed by a stripperwith photo proof. All right? 421 00:26:02,514 --> 00:26:03,974 All right, we're gonna go get a drink. 422 00:26:04,141 --> 00:26:05,141 - Wesley... - Yeah. 423 00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:07,311 Don't bother us. 424 00:26:09,729 --> 00:26:12,232 Okay, who's gonna try and do this? 425 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:17,697 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do. 426 00:26:21,451 --> 00:26:24,995 Hey, baby, how's about signing my ass while I'm up here? 427 00:26:32,545 --> 00:26:34,630 She got Cooze! We gotta help him! 428 00:26:36,674 --> 00:26:38,594 Down goes fatty! 429 00:26:40,596 --> 00:26:42,513 Stripper brawl! 430 00:26:45,058 --> 00:26:47,143 Stifler, we need some help! 431 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,271 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame. 432 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,653 That's gonna leave a big bruise. 433 00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:03,576 Those girls are wild tonight. 434 00:27:05,871 --> 00:27:08,624 I used to fuck girls like you in prison. 435 00:27:10,834 --> 00:27:14,421 - Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. - Who doesn't? 436 00:27:15,673 --> 00:27:17,759 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 437 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,843 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 438 00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:21,513 What? I didn't do anything. 439 00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:24,682 You charged that stripper with a pen like you were going to shove it in her ass. 440 00:27:24,807 --> 00:27:26,684 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles, 441 00:27:26,768 --> 00:27:27,977 then you would have done something... 442 00:27:28,144 --> 00:27:29,271 Shut up. Shut up! 443 00:27:29,436 --> 00:27:31,147 some syrup. That idiot? - I bet she would have liked that. 444 00:27:33,232 --> 00:27:37,320 - Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? - Yeah, sweetie. 445 00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:39,657 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now, 446 00:27:39,822 --> 00:27:43,242 and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a... 447 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,953 A professional dancer like yourself. 448 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,833 So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honour? 449 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:53,586 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place. 450 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:55,880 - Bend over. - Thanks. 451 00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:57,590 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way. 452 00:27:57,757 --> 00:28:00,092 Let me get one for the year book. 453 00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:04,723 Nice smile. 454 00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:08,060 - You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? - He's my cousin. 455 00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:10,979 - Hey, Stifler. - Candy. How are you, sweetheart? 456 00:28:11,146 --> 00:28:12,647 Good to see you. 457 00:28:12,815 --> 00:28:15,358 I can see where he gets his charm from. 458 00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:18,696 - You come see me soon, okay? - You know I will. 459 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,615 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37. 460 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:23,827 - In the bag! Done! Yeah. 461 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:27,245 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed. 462 00:28:27,663 --> 00:28:30,583 I think that stripper's implant broke my face. 463 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:43,096 Everyone, let's go. 464 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,111 Sweet Caesar's ghost! 465 00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:49,581 Fifteen, check. 466 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,708 Sixteen, check. 467 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:04,638 Hmm. 468 00:30:11,729 --> 00:30:14,440 - Who's that guy? - He's my Swahili instructor. 469 00:30:14,607 --> 00:30:16,525 I have my proficiency exam next week. 470 00:30:16,693 --> 00:30:18,151 - Nice! - Yeah. 471 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:21,865 Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here? 472 00:30:21,948 --> 00:30:24,576 It's from the Greek Olympiad. 473 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:28,121 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behaviour. 474 00:30:28,204 --> 00:30:31,249 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life. 475 00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:33,417 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost. 476 00:30:33,585 --> 00:30:35,503 - Cool. Yeah. - Yeah. 477 00:30:35,879 --> 00:30:38,172 Oh, and remember, Erik... 478 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:47,724 Yeah. 479 00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:52,937 Swahili. 480 00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:57,317 This place is swell, isn't it? Yeah. 481 00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,777 Look at how juicy. 482 00:30:59,862 --> 00:31:01,530 Sucking the crab? Wow. 483 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:04,409 - This place is fun. - Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome. 484 00:31:04,492 --> 00:31:06,536 I thought you'd like it here, you know. 485 00:31:07,952 --> 00:31:09,664 I like this mallet. 486 00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:15,878 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. - It's all right. 487 00:31:16,921 --> 00:31:18,381 It doesn't really taste that bad. 488 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:22,552 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me. 489 00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:24,429 I did her again last night! 490 00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:27,557 Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man! 491 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,100 I think I know that girl. 492 00:31:29,225 --> 00:31:31,311 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys. 493 00:31:31,395 --> 00:31:33,814 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion. 494 00:31:33,897 --> 00:31:35,899 Really? Why's that? 495 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,817 It's just the typical story. 496 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:40,779 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat, 497 00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:42,613 starts sleeping with every girl he can. 498 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:45,951 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break. 499 00:31:46,743 --> 00:31:48,913 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now. 500 00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:53,417 Right, older and wiser. And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat. 501 00:31:53,499 --> 00:31:55,961 I know, and I'm watching you. 502 00:31:56,627 --> 00:31:57,671 - Dine and ditch. - Yeah. 503 00:31:57,838 --> 00:31:59,130 That's, like, one of my favourite plays of... 504 00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,593 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? 505 00:32:03,845 --> 00:32:05,179 Little help here! 506 00:32:10,351 --> 00:32:12,394 You are just the sweetest. 507 00:32:13,855 --> 00:32:16,357 You just bring it out in me, babe. 508 00:32:19,986 --> 00:32:22,238 - Perfect. - Yeah? 509 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,954 - Careful, my feet are real sensitive. - Really? 510 00:32:39,714 --> 00:32:40,966 Oh, my. 511 00:32:42,634 --> 00:32:44,927 I love foot massages. 512 00:32:48,765 --> 00:32:49,975 Oh, my! 513 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:04,615 I can't! 514 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:14,833 - I'm sorry. - No, that's cool. 515 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,711 It's totally fine, really. 516 00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:24,217 Here, let me just take care of you. 517 00:33:25,468 --> 00:33:26,845 Okay. 518 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:30,473 Ooh! 519 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,358 - You like that? - God, yeah. 520 00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:42,154 You do that almost as good as I do. 521 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,580 How're you feeling? 522 00:33:52,956 --> 00:33:55,875 Hey. Good, thanks. 523 00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,169 - Here, let me see. - Oh, no. 524 00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,046 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. 525 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,549 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. 526 00:34:01,716 --> 00:34:03,592 No, it's just a little red. 527 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,719 Here, let me. 528 00:34:07,554 --> 00:34:08,848 Are you sure? Yeah. 529 00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:10,264 It's not... 530 00:34:13,144 --> 00:34:15,730 - Does it hurt? - No, it's just really cold. 531 00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,318 Does that feel better? - Yeah. 532 00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:23,571 Mmm-hmm. 533 00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:24,697 Wow! 534 00:34:26,074 --> 00:34:27,784 - Oh, man! - I didn't even touch it. 535 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:29,869 No, it's no big deal. 536 00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:31,996 I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? 537 00:34:32,121 --> 00:34:34,832 - I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. - It's cool. 538 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,670 Wow, that cream feels good. 539 00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:41,507 Ash, you might wanna... 540 00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:42,799 Just relax. 541 00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:44,634 It's still hot. 542 00:35:13,206 --> 00:35:15,708 Oh, my God! Mr Biggles! 543 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:28,846 - This is really, really embarrassing. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 544 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:32,183 I just haven't seen anything like that. 545 00:35:32,267 --> 00:35:35,145 Well, I was a virgin until last year, 546 00:35:35,312 --> 00:35:39,733 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago. 547 00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:44,988 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that you haven't... 548 00:35:46,156 --> 00:35:47,866 In four months? 549 00:35:48,033 --> 00:35:53,496 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation 550 00:35:54,706 --> 00:35:57,710 very taboo in my household. 551 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,797 Well, you have more self-control than most people. 552 00:36:03,131 --> 00:36:05,176 I'm really sorry about Mr Biggles. 553 00:36:06,176 --> 00:36:07,303 Yeah. 554 00:36:12,266 --> 00:36:14,310 - Just a little... Right. - No, it's... 555 00:36:16,604 --> 00:36:20,441 Oh, baby, I love you. Whoa, baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too? 556 00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:24,612 - Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? - He's in a meeting. 557 00:36:24,737 --> 00:36:28,074 - What meeting would he be at? - I don't know. Something important. 558 00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:30,785 And it was after my parents... 559 00:36:30,868 --> 00:36:35,248 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew 560 00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:39,419 because they caught me with them. 561 00:36:39,587 --> 00:36:44,174 And that's when I knew that I had a problem. 562 00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:49,597 But I have been sex-free for two years now 563 00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:52,682 and, you know, never felt better. 564 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,525 You are so brave. 565 00:37:03,944 --> 00:37:08,157 Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster! 566 00:37:08,324 --> 00:37:11,911 - I'm going as fast as I can. - Faster, bad boy! 567 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,082 Faster, I said! 568 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:20,003 - I think I'm gonna... - It's gonna break! 569 00:37:21,255 --> 00:37:22,797 Yes! Yes! 570 00:37:23,382 --> 00:37:24,423 God, yes. 571 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:29,179 Oh, boy. 572 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,775 You call yourself a man? 573 00:37:41,941 --> 00:37:45,236 Get back here and fuck me! 574 00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:51,076 Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay? 575 00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:55,956 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back. 576 00:37:56,081 --> 00:38:01,171 You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies! 577 00:38:02,755 --> 00:38:05,967 Oh, your friend. He wants to come play! 578 00:38:06,092 --> 00:38:08,219 I'm going to see you again! 579 00:38:11,972 --> 00:38:13,808 - I'm a grizzly bear! - You're bad. 580 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,353 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms. 581 00:38:18,479 --> 00:38:20,523 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back. 582 00:38:20,691 --> 00:38:23,609 Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right? 583 00:38:23,693 --> 00:38:28,698 Hands and feet inside the tram. Next stop, penetration station, baby. 584 00:38:32,368 --> 00:38:34,079 Hey, get back here! 585 00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:39,042 Stifler, I forgot to tell you... 586 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,544 Whoa. 587 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:45,716 - Get your ass over here, punk. - Okay. 588 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,518 Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really? 589 00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:58,269 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months. 590 00:38:58,436 --> 00:38:59,563 What do you think I should do? 591 00:38:59,731 --> 00:39:01,565 - Man, you gotta beat the bishop. - Yeah. 592 00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:05,319 - You need to punch that clown. A lot. - What are you talking about? 593 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:09,115 - You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. A lot. 594 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:12,451 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base. 595 00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:13,661 Yeah. 596 00:39:30,637 --> 00:39:32,721 Just gotta clean the pipes. 597 00:39:55,245 --> 00:39:57,289 - Who is it? - Hey, it's Ashley. 598 00:39:57,455 --> 00:39:59,543 We were gonna hang out, remember? 599 00:40:01,419 --> 00:40:04,129 Yeah! Yeah, I remember. 600 00:40:04,213 --> 00:40:07,675 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there. 601 00:40:07,758 --> 00:40:10,469 - Are you okay in there? - Yeah. 602 00:40:10,636 --> 00:40:14,223 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Just give me one second, okay? 603 00:40:14,973 --> 00:40:16,517 Erik, are you naked? 604 00:40:16,642 --> 00:40:19,353 Just putting on my t-shirt right now. 605 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,440 There it is. 606 00:40:21,855 --> 00:40:22,773 Whew! 607 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:24,859 - Hi. - Hi. 608 00:40:24,984 --> 00:40:28,197 - Can I come in? - No. No, the place is actually a mess. 609 00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:30,406 - Bobby's disgusting. - Oh, yeah? 610 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:33,409 - But I know a cool place we can go. - Come on. 611 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:44,003 All right. Right hand, yellow. 612 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:45,881 Ooh. 613 00:40:46,048 --> 00:40:47,717 I love this game. 614 00:40:48,425 --> 00:40:50,928 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers. 615 00:40:51,095 --> 00:40:53,138 Oh, really? 616 00:40:56,475 --> 00:40:58,644 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 617 00:40:59,018 --> 00:41:00,521 Ow. 618 00:41:00,688 --> 00:41:02,147 - Hi. - Hi. 619 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,751 I'm sorry. 620 00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:25,047 - What? Are you a virgin or something or... - No. 621 00:41:27,174 --> 00:41:30,761 It's just when I... When I get too excited... 622 00:41:33,388 --> 00:41:35,266 Oh, it's embarrassing. 623 00:41:40,563 --> 00:41:41,772 Here. 624 00:41:42,648 --> 00:41:45,901 - Let me just take care of you again. - Okay. 625 00:41:51,323 --> 00:41:53,867 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers. 626 00:41:55,286 --> 00:41:56,329 Mmm. 627 00:41:58,246 --> 00:42:01,584 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal. 628 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:10,927 It's not gonna go off again, is it? 629 00:42:11,009 --> 00:42:14,513 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot. 630 00:42:14,681 --> 00:42:16,014 A lot? Okay. 631 00:42:37,871 --> 00:42:39,081 Come on. 632 00:42:39,164 --> 00:42:42,085 Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control? 633 00:42:43,878 --> 00:42:47,090 I'm really sorry. It's not working. 634 00:42:48,298 --> 00:42:51,469 My stupid friends, they said that if I would... 635 00:42:51,594 --> 00:42:54,179 Erik, it's okay. It happens. 636 00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:56,431 Wine? 637 00:43:06,191 --> 00:43:07,692 All right, boys. We got a live one here. 638 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:10,363 Two clicks north, three clicks east. 639 00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:12,698 All right, three clicks east. 640 00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:17,120 Let's blast our big giant ones. 641 00:43:17,245 --> 00:43:18,914 Fire in the hole! 642 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:22,876 Direct hit! 643 00:43:24,128 --> 00:43:26,087 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 644 00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:32,260 I love the smell of boobies in the morning. 645 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,595 Hey, so how's it going with Denise? 646 00:43:34,763 --> 00:43:40,686 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs. 647 00:43:41,937 --> 00:43:42,938 Hand jobs? 648 00:43:43,104 --> 00:43:45,691 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life. 649 00:43:45,816 --> 00:43:48,109 - Oh, really? - Shut up! 650 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:52,782 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants, 651 00:43:52,949 --> 00:43:55,076 she keeps... Pulls my hands away. 652 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:56,743 She says she's embarrassed. 653 00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:57,787 Uh-oh. 654 00:43:57,912 --> 00:44:02,083 - Maybe she has an abnormally large bush. - Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection. 655 00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:05,712 - Come on. - Maybe she's got a dick. 656 00:44:05,921 --> 00:44:06,921 Huh? 657 00:44:07,088 --> 00:44:09,173 What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry? 658 00:44:09,256 --> 00:44:11,718 - That's based on true stories, boys. - No. 659 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:12,928 - Yeah. - No, there's no way. 660 00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,679 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 661 00:44:14,804 --> 00:44:17,389 Transvestite? Alittle Shanghai Surprise! 662 00:44:17,557 --> 00:44:18,599 Well, come on. You said yourself, 663 00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:21,518 she gives you the best hand jobs you've ever had in your whole life. Right? 664 00:44:21,686 --> 00:44:22,604 Yeah, so? 665 00:44:22,770 --> 00:44:25,022 So, how do you think she got so good at it? 666 00:44:25,107 --> 00:44:27,818 Probably from working her own gear. 667 00:44:29,026 --> 00:44:32,114 So you guys think that I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time? 668 00:44:32,197 --> 00:44:34,825 Maybe. There's only one way to find out. 669 00:44:34,907 --> 00:44:37,328 You gotta get into those pants. 670 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,373 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now. 671 00:44:45,253 --> 00:44:46,378 - What the... Sorry! 672 00:44:47,796 --> 00:44:49,422 Yeah! Yeah! 673 00:45:03,186 --> 00:45:05,272 I want you to go down on me, Cooze. 674 00:45:05,356 --> 00:45:07,858 Are you sure? Because I can wait. 675 00:45:07,984 --> 00:45:10,152 No, I want you down there now. 676 00:45:13,656 --> 00:45:15,574 That's it, Cooze. 677 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:25,334 That's it, Cooze. 678 00:45:26,169 --> 00:45:27,211 Suck my cock! 679 00:45:27,378 --> 00:45:28,630 She's got a dick! 680 00:45:29,714 --> 00:45:31,215 Are you okay? 681 00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:36,013 Oh, my God. I just had the worse nightmare. 682 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:39,558 What was it about? Who's got a dick? 683 00:45:40,142 --> 00:45:41,227 I do. 684 00:45:51,237 --> 00:45:52,613 Oh, my God. 685 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:54,573 I can't take this anymore. 686 00:46:12,634 --> 00:46:13,760 Hello? 687 00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:16,179 I thought you were gonna call me. 688 00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:18,098 Oh, hey. 689 00:46:18,265 --> 00:46:20,141 Yeah. I fell asleep. 690 00:46:20,767 --> 00:46:21,684 I'm sorry. 691 00:46:22,894 --> 00:46:24,604 Were you dreaming about me? 692 00:46:25,564 --> 00:46:26,814 Maybe. 693 00:46:27,315 --> 00:46:29,401 Hey, can you hold on for one sec? 694 00:46:32,237 --> 00:46:33,781 Because this 695 00:46:35,783 --> 00:46:37,284 isn't a dream. 696 00:46:42,706 --> 00:46:45,626 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's. 697 00:46:55,803 --> 00:46:57,305 That's not mine. 698 00:47:13,946 --> 00:47:16,240 Guys. What the hell are you doing? 699 00:47:16,324 --> 00:47:18,409 Number 33, baby. 700 00:47:18,576 --> 00:47:21,538 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now. 701 00:47:21,704 --> 00:47:23,832 - Half-naked girl here. - Sorry, Ashley. 702 00:47:23,998 --> 00:47:26,042 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening. 703 00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:29,588 - We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. - It's our only chance, man. 704 00:47:30,672 --> 00:47:31,882 Really? 705 00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,427 Ashley, it is Number 33. 706 00:47:36,261 --> 00:47:40,515 Maybe, we could just finish later or something? 707 00:47:41,683 --> 00:47:42,601 It's cool. 708 00:47:46,271 --> 00:47:47,398 I'm coming with you. 709 00:47:49,275 --> 00:47:51,318 - We rocked that place. - Yeah! 710 00:47:51,485 --> 00:47:52,361 Awesome! 711 00:47:53,821 --> 00:47:57,533 Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up. 712 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,581 Number 26, receive a golden shower. 713 00:48:03,665 --> 00:48:06,083 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer. 714 00:48:06,168 --> 00:48:07,751 - Check. Oh, man. 715 00:48:07,835 --> 00:48:09,838 Get a panda in the grotto. 716 00:48:09,922 --> 00:48:12,549 - Thirty, get a blumpkin. Oh, you didn't. 717 00:48:12,631 --> 00:48:15,343 After corned beef. It was disgusting. 718 00:48:15,510 --> 00:48:17,554 - All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah! 719 00:48:17,637 --> 00:48:20,348 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada, 720 00:48:20,515 --> 00:48:23,226 I now pronounce you life partners. 721 00:48:25,062 --> 00:48:26,940 Would you like to seal it with a kiss? 722 00:48:27,022 --> 00:48:27,981 - No. - Yes. 723 00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:30,275 Number 41. Make it official. 724 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:34,322 Because I'm a gentleman. 725 00:48:36,615 --> 00:48:39,453 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration. 726 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:43,497 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. 727 00:48:43,664 --> 00:48:45,959 - What do you think? - Yes. Definitely. 728 00:48:56,010 --> 00:48:59,264 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs. 729 00:49:00,139 --> 00:49:02,266 Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? 730 00:49:02,433 --> 00:49:03,935 I'm afraid not. 731 00:49:04,103 --> 00:49:06,563 You see, the new ownership of this establishment 732 00:49:06,646 --> 00:49:08,272 doesn't condone underage drinking. 733 00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:11,817 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. 734 00:49:12,693 --> 00:49:14,153 Can I touch your gun? All right, okay. We're going. 735 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,281 Bye-bye. - You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. 736 00:49:17,407 --> 00:49:21,371 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. 737 00:49:22,912 --> 00:49:24,498 Take him away. 738 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,586 You know, you are way too classy, 739 00:49:29,754 --> 00:49:33,758 and have way too nice of a body to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. 740 00:49:35,425 --> 00:49:37,637 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. 741 00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,138 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. 742 00:49:41,390 --> 00:49:42,474 Stifler. 743 00:49:42,642 --> 00:49:44,184 What? - Your lawyer's here. 744 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:46,603 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. 745 00:49:47,312 --> 00:49:48,980 You have a lawyer? 746 00:49:51,651 --> 00:49:53,694 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. 747 00:49:53,944 --> 00:49:56,697 Well, you know me. I'm always down for the cause. 748 00:49:57,282 --> 00:49:59,742 - Betas for life, baby. - Betas for life. 749 00:49:59,825 --> 00:50:01,452 Mr Levenstein? 750 00:50:01,619 --> 00:50:03,164 Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? 751 00:50:03,289 --> 00:50:05,165 They're good. They're really good, actually. 752 00:50:05,248 --> 00:50:07,876 - Well, that's good. Hey, guys, this is Noah. 753 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:10,462 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counselling consigliere. 754 00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:13,965 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. 755 00:50:14,132 --> 00:50:16,927 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. 756 00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:19,220 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. 757 00:50:19,387 --> 00:50:22,683 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges 758 00:50:22,766 --> 00:50:26,728 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again. 759 00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,648 This is ridiculous. 760 00:50:30,606 --> 00:50:32,359 Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch? 761 00:50:32,484 --> 00:50:34,361 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 762 00:50:34,445 --> 00:50:36,322 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure. 763 00:50:36,488 --> 00:50:39,992 - But you're just gonna have to give it up. - No, we can't. 764 00:50:40,492 --> 00:50:44,663 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life. 765 00:50:45,832 --> 00:50:47,916 You want to step inside, Noah? 766 00:50:47,999 --> 00:50:49,668 - Oh, it's open? Yeah. 767 00:50:49,836 --> 00:50:51,545 Oh, thanks Marty. 768 00:50:52,589 --> 00:50:55,924 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute. 769 00:50:57,176 --> 00:50:58,636 Look, fellas, 770 00:50:59,262 --> 00:51:02,806 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life. 771 00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:07,312 Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House? 772 00:51:07,979 --> 00:51:09,021 No. 773 00:51:10,439 --> 00:51:12,942 - No. It wasn't. - So... 774 00:51:13,401 --> 00:51:18,406 So I think something has to be done here. Within the confines of the law, of course. 775 00:51:18,573 --> 00:51:20,242 Of course. Of course. 776 00:51:21,326 --> 00:51:24,079 So what would you do? 777 00:51:24,912 --> 00:51:26,540 What would I do? 778 00:51:29,209 --> 00:51:34,047 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body. 779 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,594 But that's just me. 780 00:51:39,428 --> 00:51:41,971 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik. 781 00:51:42,139 --> 00:51:43,892 I will. Thank you. 782 00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:55,361 Come on. 783 00:52:12,045 --> 00:52:14,463 Freeze, human. 784 00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:32,899 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock. 785 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,992 What the hell is going on in there? 786 00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:44,536 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum. 787 00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:47,414 - All right, this way. - I'm a husky ninja. 788 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:54,756 Okay. 789 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,222 Guys, I really gotta take a dump. 790 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:04,140 Oh, come on. Not now. 791 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,476 That fast food I ate put me over. 792 00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:08,478 Oh! I can't wait. 793 00:53:10,147 --> 00:53:14,151 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting. 794 00:53:16,612 --> 00:53:18,780 Okay. All right. 795 00:53:25,037 --> 00:53:26,204 Okay. 796 00:53:33,504 --> 00:53:34,422 All right. 797 00:53:38,091 --> 00:53:39,636 Come on. 798 00:53:42,763 --> 00:53:43,765 Ooh! 799 00:53:43,931 --> 00:53:47,269 - Bobby, what are you doing, man? - Upper-decker, baby! 800 00:53:47,351 --> 00:53:49,020 Upper-decker, baby. 801 00:53:49,854 --> 00:53:51,648 Oh, my God. 802 00:53:52,981 --> 00:53:55,859 Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go! 803 00:54:01,533 --> 00:54:02,991 What's happening? 804 00:54:11,751 --> 00:54:13,377 Well, pledges, 805 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:17,340 you completed every task on the task board in record time. 806 00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:24,389 I, along with every other Beta in this room, are proud to call you our brothers. 807 00:54:24,681 --> 00:54:27,141 Congratulations, you're all Betas! 808 00:54:27,977 --> 00:54:29,187 Oh, yeah. 809 00:54:32,314 --> 00:54:33,648 Hey, cuz. 810 00:54:35,234 --> 00:54:37,570 Yeah. Here you go, cuz. 811 00:54:46,705 --> 00:54:49,039 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy. 812 00:54:49,207 --> 00:54:51,376 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over, 813 00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,378 we can spend a lot more time together, too. 814 00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:58,173 What? Are you kidding me? 815 00:54:58,258 --> 00:55:01,927 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects out of my house, now. 816 00:55:07,182 --> 00:55:10,270 You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler! 817 00:55:13,482 --> 00:55:16,317 We're gonna settle this once and for all! 818 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:19,905 Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 819 00:55:21,364 --> 00:55:23,659 Oh! What the fuck? 820 00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:34,044 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House, 821 00:55:34,128 --> 00:55:35,922 to the Greek Olympiad. 822 00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:37,256 The Greek Olympiad? 823 00:55:37,423 --> 00:55:39,550 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed, 824 00:55:39,716 --> 00:55:43,095 I hate to tell you, the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So... 825 00:55:44,889 --> 00:55:49,560 What's the matter? Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler? 826 00:55:49,977 --> 00:55:51,227 Afraid? 827 00:55:52,647 --> 00:55:55,107 - Let's do this. - Oh, but there is one catch. 828 00:55:55,192 --> 00:55:57,277 We are playing for charters. 829 00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:02,073 If we win, you give up your charter and you move out of the Beta House. 830 00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:04,491 And if you win, 831 00:56:05,327 --> 00:56:07,830 we move out and you take our house. 832 00:56:08,538 --> 00:56:10,332 This place against your mansion? 833 00:56:10,416 --> 00:56:13,668 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down. 834 00:56:15,337 --> 00:56:16,672 You're on. 835 00:56:21,176 --> 00:56:22,678 Are you out of your mind? 836 00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:26,223 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life. 837 00:56:26,389 --> 00:56:28,140 You'll all get thrown off campus. 838 00:56:28,308 --> 00:56:33,355 - That's a chance we're gonna have to take. - Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy. 839 00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:38,360 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, 840 00:56:38,526 --> 00:56:40,653 but there is a degree of perversion in these games 841 00:56:40,778 --> 00:56:44,117 which I don't think would serve you kids well. 842 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,202 Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain 843 00:56:46,284 --> 00:56:47,911 to ever win the Greek Olympiad? 844 00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:50,163 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. 845 00:56:50,247 --> 00:56:52,959 His name was Noah Levenstein. 846 00:56:54,794 --> 00:56:56,254 Uh-huh. 847 00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:58,715 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. 848 00:56:58,797 --> 00:57:01,718 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. 849 00:57:01,843 --> 00:57:03,177 I was just a dumb kid. 850 00:57:03,302 --> 00:57:05,221 Mr Levenstein, we need you. 851 00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:08,976 Tradition states that the last team captain to win 852 00:57:09,142 --> 00:57:10,811 comes back to officiate. 853 00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:12,687 I know it's tradition. 854 00:57:13,939 --> 00:57:16,942 I... I suppose I could do it. 855 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:19,236 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. 856 00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:21,948 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. 857 00:57:22,113 --> 00:57:24,825 - Stifler! This just came for you, man. What is it? 858 00:57:29,788 --> 00:57:31,499 This is interesting. 859 00:57:32,374 --> 00:57:33,584 Hello! 860 00:57:36,671 --> 00:57:39,256 I'm here. What's this big bombshell? 861 00:57:47,390 --> 00:57:49,017 Are you sure you weren't followed? 862 00:57:49,183 --> 00:57:51,769 You? What the hell are you doing here? 863 00:57:55,523 --> 00:57:57,817 - Well, well, Stifler. - Rock. 864 00:57:57,984 --> 00:57:59,402 Looks like we meet again. 865 00:57:59,485 --> 00:58:04,198 - All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here. - Just relax, ass clown. 866 00:58:04,282 --> 00:58:07,202 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 867 00:58:07,327 --> 00:58:10,247 What we had was a rivalry, 868 00:58:10,330 --> 00:58:13,208 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus. 869 00:58:14,626 --> 00:58:16,377 Wait, how do you even know the guy? 870 00:58:18,047 --> 00:58:21,174 He tried to pledge our house three years ago. 871 00:58:21,299 --> 00:58:24,720 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat. 872 00:58:25,554 --> 00:58:28,849 They used to have this tradition where we put a sheep in the basement... 873 00:58:29,016 --> 00:58:29,892 Be gentle. 874 00:58:30,059 --> 00:58:31,393 They'd tell us we had to bang the sheep 875 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:35,106 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used. 876 00:58:35,273 --> 00:58:36,982 Now, one of two things happened. 877 00:58:38,483 --> 00:58:40,153 Either they would come out crying, 878 00:58:41,362 --> 00:58:45,283 orthey would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep. 879 00:58:46,617 --> 00:58:50,163 And then there was Edgar. 880 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,416 Good luck. 881 00:59:00,965 --> 00:59:02,884 We gotta check it out. 882 00:59:10,184 --> 00:59:12,436 For the love of God, man! 883 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,191 That sick bastard fucked the sheep. 884 00:59:18,024 --> 00:59:20,986 That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me? 885 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:24,698 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler. 886 00:59:43,467 --> 00:59:46,013 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad! 887 00:59:54,146 --> 00:59:57,274 Competing today in this ancient tradition 888 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,317 are the Beta House... 889 01:00:01,404 --> 01:00:03,155 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 890 01:00:03,321 --> 01:00:05,157 And the Geek House. 891 01:00:08,286 --> 01:00:12,747 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad, 892 01:00:12,915 --> 01:00:16,710 we hearken back to ancient traditions. 893 01:00:17,878 --> 01:00:21,715 We conjure up images of mighty warriors 894 01:00:22,132 --> 01:00:25,844 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up, 895 01:00:27,137 --> 01:00:28,807 writhing around with each other. 896 01:00:28,932 --> 01:00:34,145 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else. 897 01:00:34,645 --> 01:00:39,567 But enough history. On with the games. 898 01:00:47,366 --> 01:00:50,662 The first event is called The Release of Venus. 899 01:00:51,330 --> 01:00:55,917 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins. 900 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,002 You know, Ed, 901 01:00:58,628 --> 01:01:02,091 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra is not gonna pay off. 902 01:01:02,173 --> 01:01:05,886 Please, Dwight. I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models. 903 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,013 It was before I met you. 904 01:01:10,015 --> 01:01:12,309 Gentlemen, are we ready? 905 01:01:12,392 --> 01:01:15,104 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall. 906 01:01:16,938 --> 01:01:18,648 Start unsnapping. 907 01:01:34,915 --> 01:01:37,835 You know, I still hold the record in this event. 908 01:01:38,003 --> 01:01:39,086 Hands of a surgeon. 909 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:46,511 - Oh, what's up with Edgar? - Chick's got double Ds. 910 01:01:46,594 --> 01:01:49,515 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with. 911 01:01:55,061 --> 01:01:56,103 Done. 912 01:01:56,187 --> 01:01:57,188 Done! 913 01:01:58,481 --> 01:01:59,525 I knew it! 914 01:01:59,691 --> 01:02:01,151 Betas win. 915 01:02:04,738 --> 01:02:06,364 Yeah! Yeah! 916 01:02:07,784 --> 01:02:09,242 Hey, nice try, Edgar. 917 01:02:10,161 --> 01:02:13,289 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone. 918 01:02:13,705 --> 01:02:16,542 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won. 919 01:02:17,043 --> 01:02:20,712 The next event is The Battle of Ares. 920 01:02:21,755 --> 01:02:25,717 Two men fighting to the death, 921 01:02:27,886 --> 01:02:31,223 or until one knocks the other into the water. 922 01:02:32,475 --> 01:02:34,143 Yeah! Ride that! 923 01:02:34,769 --> 01:02:38,064 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing. 924 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:40,733 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now. 925 01:02:40,817 --> 01:02:42,609 Not quite yet. 926 01:02:42,694 --> 01:02:45,613 You haven't met our new initiate, have you? 927 01:02:54,289 --> 01:02:56,040 His name is Dave Maul, 928 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:58,668 and he is the number-one rated light saberfighter 929 01:02:58,751 --> 01:03:00,753 on the science fiction convention tour. 930 01:03:00,838 --> 01:03:02,464 Oh, he's a virgin. 931 01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:04,091 Are you ready, boys? 932 01:03:05,007 --> 01:03:06,259 Joust! 933 01:03:24,819 --> 01:03:26,071 Oh, shit! 934 01:03:32,495 --> 01:03:34,372 Take him! Take him! 935 01:03:35,874 --> 01:03:37,291 Finish him. 936 01:03:39,334 --> 01:03:40,461 Go! Come on! 937 01:03:46,092 --> 01:03:49,595 - Geeks win! - I need a beer. 938 01:03:50,054 --> 01:03:53,517 The next event is called Demeter's Feast. 939 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,936 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred. 940 01:03:57,103 --> 01:04:01,025 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture. 941 01:04:01,482 --> 01:04:04,653 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up, 942 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:07,907 and the first one who catches it, wins. 943 01:04:12,494 --> 01:04:14,163 Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging? 944 01:04:14,245 --> 01:04:17,166 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs, 945 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:20,502 I can tell what the pig is thinking. 946 01:04:30,055 --> 01:04:31,472 Silly, little, fat man. 947 01:04:31,556 --> 01:04:34,434 Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu? He afraid to compete? 948 01:04:34,601 --> 01:04:36,686 You haven't heard of parkour, have you? 949 01:04:43,025 --> 01:04:44,026 What the... 950 01:04:45,237 --> 01:04:46,696 Go! Go! Go! Go! 951 01:05:09,052 --> 01:05:10,053 Damn. 952 01:05:24,235 --> 01:05:26,613 Come here, pork chop. 953 01:05:27,405 --> 01:05:28,614 Geeks! 954 01:05:59,479 --> 01:06:00,814 Geeks win! 955 01:06:06,153 --> 01:06:07,446 Shut up. 956 01:06:07,612 --> 01:06:12,867 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart. 957 01:06:14,368 --> 01:06:17,497 One of these chambers contains a capsule 958 01:06:17,622 --> 01:06:21,376 with aged horse semen. 959 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,466 Gentlemen, let us begin. 960 01:06:42,858 --> 01:06:44,192 Disgusting. Oh, come on. 961 01:06:48,154 --> 01:06:51,200 Come on, come on! Come on, Dwight! 962 01:06:54,119 --> 01:06:55,454 You're busted. Come on. 963 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,538 - It's gonna be... We're not in it. Come on! 964 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:00,667 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar. 965 01:07:00,792 --> 01:07:02,543 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this. 966 01:07:02,753 --> 01:07:04,838 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys. 967 01:07:05,005 --> 01:07:09,385 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything. 968 01:07:11,302 --> 01:07:12,346 Come on, man. 969 01:07:12,513 --> 01:07:14,348 Come on, Stifler! 970 01:07:19,019 --> 01:07:20,812 Yeah! Yes! 971 01:07:21,647 --> 01:07:24,441 - We can do this! Yes, yes! Come on! 972 01:07:26,861 --> 01:07:28,113 That's how we do. 973 01:07:28,195 --> 01:07:29,571 Oh, boy! 974 01:07:30,031 --> 01:07:32,158 - Come on! Come on! Edgar! 975 01:07:34,661 --> 01:07:36,287 Come on, baby. Eat it! 976 01:07:43,795 --> 01:07:45,087 Yeah! 977 01:07:45,255 --> 01:07:47,924 - Put two canisters in there! - Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two? 978 01:07:48,007 --> 01:07:49,842 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it. 979 01:07:50,010 --> 01:07:53,846 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters. 980 01:07:53,971 --> 01:07:55,640 Fine! Put in two! 981 01:07:57,518 --> 01:07:58,976 Put in two. 982 01:08:03,649 --> 01:08:04,817 Go! 983 01:08:05,067 --> 01:08:06,151 Go! 984 01:08:07,528 --> 01:08:09,487 Be a man, huh? - Ready. Go! 985 01:08:10,948 --> 01:08:13,158 Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey! 986 01:08:15,117 --> 01:08:16,995 All right, all right! All right! 987 01:08:17,163 --> 01:08:19,873 - All right! - Everyone quiet! 988 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,168 We're good? Back to the match. 989 01:08:22,335 --> 01:08:23,461 You're good baby. There's nothing in there. 990 01:08:23,627 --> 01:08:24,712 Oh, no. I can't watch this. 991 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,508 Yeah! Yeah! 992 01:08:30,676 --> 01:08:33,221 - Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 993 01:08:33,387 --> 01:08:36,725 - Yes! Yes! All right! Yes! Yes! 994 01:08:36,808 --> 01:08:38,392 You're up. 995 01:08:39,518 --> 01:08:40,728 Come on! 996 01:08:42,563 --> 01:08:44,441 - Do it. - Let's go. 997 01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:47,360 Do it! Do it! Do it! 998 01:08:47,443 --> 01:08:49,946 - Do it! Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger. 999 01:08:50,071 --> 01:08:54,326 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Pull the trigger. 1000 01:08:58,246 --> 01:08:59,456 Oh. 1001 01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:04,544 Yes! We won! Sucker! 1002 01:09:05,170 --> 01:09:06,756 Betas win. 1003 01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:09,925 - Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. - How does that semen taste, there? 1004 01:09:13,095 --> 01:09:15,514 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son. 1005 01:09:15,598 --> 01:09:18,434 You've got to get right back up on that horse. 1006 01:09:18,518 --> 01:09:19,560 So to speak. 1007 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:29,153 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries. 1008 01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:33,283 The first couple to complete the course wins. 1009 01:09:34,575 --> 01:09:36,786 - You owe me big time for this. - I know. 1010 01:09:38,705 --> 01:09:40,749 - Okay. All right. Ready? 1011 01:09:45,211 --> 01:09:48,340 How pathetic. Now! 1012 01:09:52,052 --> 01:09:53,262 What? What... 1013 01:09:53,345 --> 01:09:55,138 Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia? 1014 01:09:55,222 --> 01:09:58,309 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight. 1015 01:09:58,475 --> 01:09:59,810 Bandhu, up. 1016 01:10:04,565 --> 01:10:07,276 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go. 1017 01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:09,403 We're fucked. 1018 01:10:11,613 --> 01:10:13,907 Come on, Erik! Go, go, go! 1019 01:10:13,991 --> 01:10:15,660 We can beat those Betas. 1020 01:10:17,286 --> 01:10:19,997 How'd you feel about that... 1021 01:10:26,462 --> 01:10:29,006 Come on! Come on! 1022 01:10:40,394 --> 01:10:42,729 Maybe I should have carried you. 1023 01:10:44,356 --> 01:10:46,733 Man, that is one scary chick. 1024 01:10:47,150 --> 01:10:48,192 That's a chick? 1025 01:10:48,526 --> 01:10:49,444 Okay. 1026 01:10:51,905 --> 01:10:54,783 And now, the Peloponnesian War. 1027 01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:58,328 The first team to consume an entire keg wins. 1028 01:10:58,411 --> 01:11:00,288 Throwing up does not disqualify. 1029 01:11:00,413 --> 01:11:03,960 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminium, 1030 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:07,296 lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol. 1031 01:11:07,921 --> 01:11:10,091 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks. 1032 01:11:10,257 --> 01:11:12,301 Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right? 1033 01:11:12,385 --> 01:11:15,304 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink, 1034 01:11:15,847 --> 01:11:17,724 but we are more than men. 1035 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,642 We are more than men! 1036 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:22,311 We, sirs, are Geeks! 1037 01:11:22,394 --> 01:11:24,647 Yes! - All right, boys. Battle! 1038 01:11:26,691 --> 01:11:29,902 - Gentlemen, chug-a-lug! - I can out-drink you fucks! 1039 01:11:33,030 --> 01:11:34,282 Drink! 1040 01:11:40,705 --> 01:11:42,331 Edgar! 1041 01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,919 I only have one thing to say to you. 1042 01:11:46,086 --> 01:11:48,046 What's that, you philistine? 1043 01:11:56,514 --> 01:11:59,099 Puking doesn't disqualify! 1044 01:12:00,142 --> 01:12:03,186 - Geeks, attack! - Boot and rally, boys! 1045 01:12:09,943 --> 01:12:13,031 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch. 1046 01:12:15,283 --> 01:12:18,244 That's all you got, huh? That's all you got? 1047 01:12:27,002 --> 01:12:29,047 Go back to the keg! 1048 01:12:29,129 --> 01:12:31,132 We got a man down! 1049 01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:34,260 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency. 1050 01:12:34,553 --> 01:12:37,055 Attach the device! 1051 01:12:41,851 --> 01:12:44,062 - What the hell is that? - What is that thing? 1052 01:12:44,145 --> 01:12:45,730 Open valves. 1053 01:12:47,441 --> 01:12:52,196 That's the Geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! 1054 01:12:53,113 --> 01:12:55,532 Let's go! - Wesley, keg stand! 1055 01:13:01,621 --> 01:13:05,626 Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker! 1056 01:13:08,254 --> 01:13:10,548 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1057 01:13:10,631 --> 01:13:12,049 Betas win! 1058 01:13:20,141 --> 01:13:24,186 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death. 1059 01:13:30,151 --> 01:13:34,364 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite. 1060 01:13:35,156 --> 01:13:37,743 Quite simply, the first man 1061 01:13:39,536 --> 01:13:44,416 who excretes his manly juices, 1062 01:13:44,582 --> 01:13:48,586 in the ejaculatory sense, 1063 01:13:50,006 --> 01:13:51,089 loses. 1064 01:13:59,848 --> 01:14:02,143 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants. 1065 01:14:02,518 --> 01:14:03,727 Let's do this. 1066 01:14:15,447 --> 01:14:17,574 Pi is equal to 3. 1415... 1067 01:14:17,741 --> 01:14:19,786 - No big deal at all. - 5978... 1068 01:14:19,868 --> 01:14:22,329 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. 1069 01:14:26,668 --> 01:14:28,377 - That was nothing. I'm okay. - That was nothing for me, either. 1070 01:14:28,545 --> 01:14:29,462 No big deal. 1071 01:14:31,756 --> 01:14:33,550 Shake that thing. 1072 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,815 - I like your boobs. Look at this. 1073 01:14:47,981 --> 01:14:50,693 Pretend you're sucking my man breast! 1074 01:14:51,569 --> 01:14:54,862 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter. 1075 01:14:55,029 --> 01:14:57,365 And my brain is way biggerthan yours. 1076 01:14:57,532 --> 01:14:58,992 I've got experience on my side. 1077 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:02,746 I'll take that over yourVulcan mind tricks any day. 1078 01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:05,333 We shall see. Bring her in! 1079 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,669 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas. 1080 01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:11,714 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City. 1081 01:15:11,796 --> 01:15:13,257 Enjoy, Dwight. 1082 01:15:16,509 --> 01:15:17,636 Oh, no! 1083 01:15:19,097 --> 01:15:20,514 Good luck. 1084 01:15:27,021 --> 01:15:29,482 I'm in trouble here, boys. 1085 01:15:29,648 --> 01:15:32,235 This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in! 1086 01:15:32,401 --> 01:15:34,738 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1087 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,582 What the fuck? 1088 01:15:49,335 --> 01:15:51,755 Look at my tail, Edgar. 1089 01:15:51,838 --> 01:15:53,840 Look how fluffy it is. 1090 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,178 Somebody make her stop. 1091 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,680 Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy? 1092 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:03,100 No! Make her stop! 1093 01:16:10,317 --> 01:16:11,651 He's done. 1094 01:16:19,910 --> 01:16:21,202 Betas win. 1095 01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:29,795 Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1096 01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:44,351 To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer! 1097 01:16:44,936 --> 01:16:46,604 To Beta House! 1098 01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:49,522 Beta, baby! 1099 01:16:49,607 --> 01:16:53,319 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive. 1100 01:16:53,485 --> 01:16:56,655 - Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. - Betas for life. 1101 01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,665 Now this is a frat party. 1102 01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:10,211 No. This is a Beta party. 1103 01:17:32,566 --> 01:17:36,113 - Hey, I got a little surprise for you. - Yeah? 1104 01:17:38,532 --> 01:17:41,744 A little present for you being so patient and understanding. 1105 01:17:42,285 --> 01:17:43,412 Okay. 1106 01:17:44,038 --> 01:17:47,541 - Are you ready for your present? - I'm not sure. 1107 01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:52,587 I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but... 1108 01:17:52,712 --> 01:17:56,509 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me. 1109 01:17:56,675 --> 01:17:58,218 Here it comes. 1110 01:17:58,427 --> 01:18:01,471 Oh, my God. If it's biggerthan mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out. 1111 01:18:01,555 --> 01:18:03,766 I'm not wearing any panties. 1112 01:18:05,268 --> 01:18:07,937 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you. 1113 01:18:08,021 --> 01:18:11,066 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy. 1114 01:18:11,149 --> 01:18:13,151 - Okay. - Let's go. 1115 01:18:14,652 --> 01:18:15,653 Come on. 1116 01:18:19,198 --> 01:18:22,993 - Where are you taking me? - It's a surprise. You're gonna like it. 1117 01:18:33,379 --> 01:18:34,714 I'm nervous. 1118 01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:38,676 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine. 1119 01:18:38,802 --> 01:18:40,554 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1120 01:18:47,644 --> 01:18:51,522 Why don't I take care of you. 1121 01:18:54,109 --> 01:18:55,486 Okay. 1122 01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:57,989 Okay. 1123 01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:11,001 Oh, my. 1124 01:19:14,296 --> 01:19:16,633 I can't! I can't! 1125 01:19:16,758 --> 01:19:18,300 Look, just let yourself go, baby. 1126 01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:21,553 There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay? 1127 01:19:21,638 --> 01:19:23,305 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1128 01:19:24,140 --> 01:19:25,307 Okay! 1129 01:19:29,271 --> 01:19:30,980 Why are you bringing me in here? 1130 01:19:31,147 --> 01:19:33,233 Well, this being our new house, 1131 01:19:33,315 --> 01:19:36,987 I thought I'd come up with my own task for the pledge board. 1132 01:19:37,237 --> 01:19:39,697 Okay. What's that gonna be? 1133 01:19:40,991 --> 01:19:43,451 Well, I think it's kind of better if I... 1134 01:19:43,535 --> 01:19:45,161 If I show you. 1135 01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:51,794 Hmm. 1136 01:19:51,877 --> 01:19:53,962 Sex in a movie theatre. 1137 01:19:54,130 --> 01:19:56,840 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler. 1138 01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:15,568 I'm coming! I'm coming! 1139 01:20:15,651 --> 01:20:17,278 I'm coming! 1140 01:20:19,322 --> 01:20:20,448 Oh, my... 1141 01:20:24,328 --> 01:20:26,705 Okay. I was a little surprised by that. 1142 01:20:26,872 --> 01:20:28,164 I'm sorry. 1143 01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,417 It's okay. 1144 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:36,423 - It was actually really sexy. - Really? 1145 01:20:36,507 --> 01:20:38,967 Yeah. Can you do that every time? 1146 01:20:40,051 --> 01:20:42,471 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 1147 01:20:42,554 --> 01:20:43,931 Oh, my God. 1148 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,528 - Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? - Nope. 1149 01:20:57,695 --> 01:20:59,404 Oh, wait a minute. 1150 01:21:01,531 --> 01:21:04,869 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation. 1151 01:21:05,286 --> 01:21:07,371 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats. 1152 01:21:30,646 --> 01:21:32,606 Beta House fucking rules! 1153 01:22:35,668 --> 01:22:37,920 Yes! 1154 01:22:46,220 --> 01:22:47,722 Hey, big boy, 1155 01:22:48,513 --> 01:22:51,434 ready to fill me up with some more protein? 1156 01:22:51,769 --> 01:22:55,395 No, no, no. No! 1157 01:22:59,859 --> 01:23:02,696 Yes, the Blackout Menace strikes again. 1158 01:28:09,735 --> 01:28:12,097 Wear this for your next dance, honey. 1159 01:28:12,177 --> 01:28:14,335 Thanks.